Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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