Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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