you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize