i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I deserve this hangover.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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