Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Actions speak louder than pants.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Randomize
