He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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