Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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