I just saw a hot homeless man
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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