i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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