That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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