Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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