Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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