I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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