So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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