What did we do last night that was yellow?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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