Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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