Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
This is the high leading the old right now
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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