Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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