Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Of course I have a pirate flag
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
