you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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