soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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