I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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