is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Randomize
