dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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