you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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