if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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