Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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