i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
we're so committed to being not committed
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