This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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