my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
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