What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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