didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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