Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I just gargled with NyQuil
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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