i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
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