I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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