just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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