My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
handjob tips. give me some.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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