i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
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i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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