I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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