Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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