how can u be prego again
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Randomize
