in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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