All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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