I wanna passion pit in your ass
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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