I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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