I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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