Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
wow bdsm is so cute
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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