Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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