FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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