Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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