got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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