Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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