Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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