Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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