He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
it's like iHOP with fire
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I intend to get homeless drunk
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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